Kennedy Cent-ah Hon-ahs :
Last night CBS aired the annual Kennedy Center Honors from Washington, DC. Honorees this year included Mel Brooks, Dave Brubeck, Robert DeNiro, Bruce Springsteen, and Grace Bumbry who unfortunately had to come straight from the veterinarian's office.
From Russia, With Elbow Grease :
The Russian government has announced plans to destroy an asteroid which may or may not be hurdling towards Earth. Training is already under way to find the brave Russian man or woman who can heave a Vodka bottle the highest.
Double Trouble :
In a story seemingly from a bad movie, two identical twin brothers were arrested this week for running a $2 million dollar investment scam. "YES!!!" replied Jeremy and Jason London.
Meet the Mets :
All-star left fielder Jason Bay was picked up by the New York Mets yesterday and already seems eager and excited to contribute to the team's spirit and traditions. In other words, he'll get injured, under achieve, and undoubtedly fade into oblivion.
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