Granny Get Your Gun :
In Massachusetts a 100 year old woman has been arrested for killing her 98 year old nursing home roommate. The woman is likely to spend the rest of her life in prison - that's right, the entire week.
SAT 2 1/2 :
A test prep business in New York City is now offering tutoring to 3 year olds in preparation for the entrance exam to upscale kindergartens. The first lesson they teach is, don't shit your pants during the exam.
Panda Bear-y White :
Zookeepers in Australia are attempting with limited success to have two pandas in captivity mate. Every time they appear to be getting close the female panda gets a headache.
Heroine Sheiky Friday :
Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan has begun auctioning off her old, used clothing on her website - so if you ever wanted high end clothing covered in cigarette ash, ejaculate, and cocaine residue, your prayers have been answered.
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