HEADLINES

"It's Complicated with John Edwards" :
Just one day after admitting that he fathered a child with his aid Rielle Hunter, former Senator John Edward's wife Elizabeth, suspended her personal Facebook account. Now Elizabeth isn't getting poked by strangers or her husband.

Original Rex's of New York :
New York Jets coach Rex Ryan has refused to wash a pizza stain out of the sweatshirt he wears to Jets practices, because he thinks it may the the reason behind the Jets success. If it's not that, it might be the jelly donut, ice cream, Big Mac, apple pie, or General Tso's stain.

Brittany Murphy's Law :
On the Today Show yesterday the late Brittany Murphy's mother and husband said that Hollywood was to blame for the actress's death several weeks ago. Hollywood is assumed to be the name of Brittany's heroin dealer.

Shore was Nice :
MTV's hit series Jersey Shore aired its heart wrenching finale last night in which the cast member's had to say goodbye. It's now back to real life, where they need to get drunk, dance to techno music, go tanning, fist fight, and speak in poor English.