HEADLINES

Fire in the Hole! :
10 boys in Germany were hospitalized this week after eating a Chili sauce 200 times hotter than normal Chili sauce. The boys are expected to return to the hospital later in the week, when the Chili sauce makes its way out.

Bravo , Johnny :
Former Senator John Edwards has admitted that the child of his former aid Rielle Hunter, is in fact his after months of speculation. There were rumors that Edwards was sending the child up to $20,000 a month, plus additional money not intended for haircuts.

That's My Snooki :
Jersey Shore cast member Snooki admitted this week that in her formative years she struggled with an eating disorder and at one point weighed only 90 pounds. She has since gained a healthy amount of weight, though mostly in hair extensions, spray tan, fake gold jewelry, and "gin and tonic weight".

"The Golden (Shower) Boy" :
Former University of Florida quarterback Tim Tebow is set to appear in a 60 second Super Bowl commercial alongside his mother - in what is sure to be the oddest Levitra commercial to date.