Pez Be With You :
Curtis Allina, the inventor of the Pez dispenser died this week at the age of 87. Allina's family wanted to have an open casket ceremony, but every time they opened the coffin's lid a small, sugary candy popped out.
All Are Welcome :
The White House revealed yesterday that there was a third party crasher at the White House state dinner last month who entered without an invitation, making it official - the White House is easier to get into than Devry Institute.
What's Eating Gilbert Arenas :
NBA All-star Gilbert Arenas has admitted to pulling a gun on a teammate in the locker room over a gambling debt, but has said it was simply a joke. Arenas could be onto something, as preliminary numbers show that shooting someone is this decades "Yo' Mamma'" joke.
The Best and the Brightest... and the Testicularly Mutilated :
This week President Obama has appointed the first ever transgender person, Amanda Simpson, to a presidential cabinet. "Right... the first..." replied Hilary Clinton's penis.
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