Oh, Poppycock! :
The National Hockey Legal has issued a statement to players telling them to clean up their language in post game interviews to make the league more "family friendly." "No problem," replied one player as he paralyzed a co-worker.
Blind Ambition :
New York Governor David Paterson is going to suggest the legalization of ultimate fighting this week in an attempt to boost the state's waning economy. Preliminary numbers show the decision could really have a positive impact on the Busch Light, Skoal, and male tramp stamp sectors of said economy.
That's Not a Handrail, Ma'am :
On Saturday, hundreds of New Yorkers rode subway cars in their underwear as part of an annual event hosted by the comedy troupe, Improv Everywhere. "They stole my bit!" proclaimed Teddy, the crazy, Vietnam veteran who lives on the F train.
Viva La Sanchez! :
On Saturday the New York Jets beat the Cincinnati Bengals in the first round of the NFL playoffs, led by an incredible performance by rookie quarterback Mark Sanchez. The event marks the fourth time a rookie quarterback has won a playoff game, and the first time a Mexican worked on a Saturday.
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