Your Vol is Showing :
A Tennessee man who was arrested for streaking this weekend claimed that his only motivation for the criminal act was boredom. His story checks out, as his being from Tennessee immediately eliminates the chance that he can afford a television or is able to read.
Little China :
People are upset by the opening of a new amusement park in China in which all employees are dwarfs dressed in fairytale themed costumes. Amongst those not complaining are the dwarfs - on the grounds that this is their only opportunity for employment considering they can't reach the dry cleaning counter.
You Stay Classy, Augusta :
Joslyn James, the porn star with whom Tiger Woods had a long running affair has announced that she will be in attendance this weekend as Tiger returns to golf in the Masters. While Tiger has not responded, other golfers are upset, especially because her vagina has officially been declared a water hazard.
Happy Paper Jam Day :
Today the office copy machine celebrated it's 50th year of existence. The copy machine is hailed as a revolutionary breakthrough in workplace efficiency, the tantamount example of modern convenience, and an irreplaceable staple in office themed pornos.
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