No Coins in a Fountain:
Police in Memphis are investigating the theft of coins from a wishing fountain in the middle of a popular mall. They thought they had a taped confession of the suspect, but it was simply a classic Corey Feldman scene from the film The Goonies.
Dutch Oven :
A Ducth website which specializes in bestiality media is being shut down by the government for being profane. Look like it's back to the zoo perverts!
King of the Queens Ring :
Two teachers in Queens are being investigated for allowing two fourth grade boys to solve a dispute by wrestling, or as it was called at the Neverland Ranch, "Thursday Afternoon."
Man of Faith :
A Priest in Poland is keeping tabs on the attendance of his parish by installing electronic fingerprint detectors in the vestibule of his church. To save time, for the fingerprints of the young boys in his parish, he will simply dust his penis.
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