HEADLINES

The 549 Amigos :
549 mariachi musicians gathered in Guadalajara, Mexico on Sunday to break the world record for mariachis performing together. That was roughly 10,000 dishes which went unwashed.

Yellow Man Can't Jump :
A fight broke out at a Chinese basketball game last week after players claimed that a member of the opposing team's great height gave him an unfair advantage. The man in question stood a towering 5'9.

Detroit Cock-Block City :
A Detroit man was arrested this weekend after walking out on his blind date and stealing her car. To make matters worse he never called her back.

Public House :
The New York City public school system is working with an advertising agency to revamp the image of public schools with the creation of new inventive logos and eye catching slogans. Unfortunately, public school students are unable to read them.