HEADLINES

Barber Shop 3: Rise of the Machines :
A white police officer in Philadelphia has been disciplined and relegated to desk duty after showing up for work with his hair in cornrows. A similar penalty has been passed down for an Asian-American police officer who came to work with a bouffant.

To Serve & Protect (& Wii Bowl) :
Florida police officers have come under heat for playing Wii Bowling in the home of a drug dealer while they were raiding it. When asked why they would play Wii Bowling, one officer responded, "Because they didn't have Wii Tennis."

NY Fuax-st :
Environmentalists were handing out fake issues of the NY Post on Monday on the streets of New York. The fake issues featured big colorful pictures accompanied by brief, poorly written, extremely opinionated articles. There is still no word on which copies are the fakes.

In the Can :
New York Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress began his 2 year jail sentence yesterday for gun possession charges stemming from an incident last year. Plax will enter jail a tight end and ultimately exit a wide receiver.

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