A & Effed :
An Abercrombie & Fitch affiliate store in New York had to be shut down this weekend due to a bed bug infestation. The tragic outcome - countless middle school lacrosse players walking to practice without shell necklaces.
Mean Girls v Aryan Nation :
Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in prison today after continually failing to observe the details of several probational sentences. This is big news for Miss Lohan as she hasn't been obligated to be anywhere for 90 days since the wrap of Herbie: Fully Loaded.
The Barber of Tehran :
The government of Iran made it illegal this week for males to sport mullets, so welcome to Iran jheri curls!
Twilight Blown :
This weekend the third installment of the Twilight series grossed $175 million at the box office. Even more impressive, 80 million 14 year old boys experienced their first over the pants hand jobs.
GIVES GREAT HEAD-LINES.
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