Gotta Hand it Toe Her :
A New York woman who lost her thumbs in a firework accident earlier this year, successfully had her big toes transplanted in their place. It's a win/win situation, as the woman can maintain activity of her thumbs, and she has cheese on hand at all times.
The Worldwide Leader in Sperm :
The controversial website BeautifulPeople.com is now offering sperm and egg donations from "beautiful" people with a promise of beautiful offspring. They're so confident in their product, if you're not happy with the results, the partial birth abortion is free!
Camel Filters :
A zoo in Quebec saved face Monday after recovering two camels which had escaped from a truck last Friday. The camels were found attempting to cross the US border in overcoats, fake mustaches, and fedoras.
The Safety France :
The highly touted French soccer team was officially eliminated from World Cup play today after being beaten by South Africa. The French should have just followed their nation's motto, "Surrender at all Costs."
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