HEADLINES

Sweep the Leg :
A Massachusetts woman born with no arms is set to overcome incredible odds and earn her black belt in Tae Kwon Do this week – still no word on how she intends to tie the belt.

Baloncesto Associacion National :
To honor their Mexican-American fan base, and make a political statement against the state’s new immigration laws, the Phoenix Suns wore jerseys with the name “Los Suns” in their playoff game against the San Antonio Spurs last night. The Spurs took it a step further, by sporting backpack blowers and sleeping in a small area of shade during the second half.

100 is the New 85 :
A recent survey of Americans over the age of 100 found that a common factor they credit for longer life is staying up to date with popular culture and changing technology – though most people surveyed were listening to Lou Bega on cassette tape.

What’s in a Name :
Today, a man named Goodluck Jonathan will be sworn in as the new president of the African nation of Nigeria. It was a hard fought campaign, and in the end he just flat out beat his competitor Shitty-Day William.